I cannot get over this tweet
I cannot get over this tweet
I LOVE the cha-ching sound of the etsy app when I make a sale. =3
I just love how going into the employment assistance office on post pretty much got me a lecture on “yeah, everything you know from your barely any education on how to build a resume was wrong.”
Sad thing is, for my horribly inadequate mess, I still apparently had one of the better ones the guy had seen in a while.
Why doesn’t anyone teach this shit?
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.
Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.
So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.
This is glorious beyond my capacity to comprehend.
I feel like I should bake our local movie theater employees a huge batch of cookies for tomorrow. 300 Rise of an Empire comes out. We’re also in a town near one of the biggest infantry and ranger bases in the country. To quote one of my buddies in one of those ranger units, “Infantry and rangers watch 300 like it was Schindler’s List.”. If it wasn’t Disney night for them in Afghanistan, it was probably 300.
They’re going to be overrun. These guys are actually kind of serious about that here.
It’s ok buddy, you won.
Of course this occasionally happens; deer get their antlers locked in battle, and they can’t get them out. Sometimes they both die.
i’m still looking at this image and it’s so impressive to me
after this guy’s foe died (what do u think the interim was like) did he jsut drag around the carcass until the body fell off at the neck or what. did he go out of his way to behead it. whats the story here. i want to interview this deer
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
A baby blue snubbull that I chanced upon while on my way to attempt to chain a shiny hawlucha. And because I’m horribly unoriginal, I named him Uga.